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Tea(l)Bagging Party – You’re invited!

April 24, 2009

Tea(l)BaggingThe 2009 DC Bocce Spring season may have been postponed by a 15-minute thunderstorm that sent the District of Columbia into a whirlwind of uncontrollable fear and panic, but that didn’t stop our team, Change You Can Bocce, from showing up to Garfield Park last Tuesday night for our opening match. Of course, you wouldn’t [...]

Prediction: Arizona Cardinals to Super Bowl in 2009-10

April 15, 2009

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ARIZONA CARDINALS 2009-10 REGULAR SEASON Date Opponent Outcome Score Sun., Sept. 13 49ERS Win 31-17 Sun., Sept. 20 at Jaguars Win 28-21 Sun., Sept. 27 COLTS Win 38-33 Sun., Oct. 4 OFF Win 24-21 OT Sun., Oct. 11 TEXANS Win 30-10 Sun., Oct. 18 at Seahawks Win 34-17 Sun., Oct. 25 at Giants Win 20-13 [...]

ESPN SportsNation Super Bowl survey

January 28, 2009

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(votes for Cardinals in Blue, Steelers in Red) Check out this survey on ESPN’s SportsNation, which shows the nation completely divided on its Super Bowl predictions. Interestingly, the western half of the country predicts the Cardinals, while most of the eastern half picks the Steelers. Talk about critical analysis. What does all of this mean? [...]

Cardinals to Super Bowl Email Template (distribute freely)

January 25, 2009

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Feel free to adapt this template for your personal email correspondence. Cardinals, –Body of email– (which must include some mention of Cardinals, Super Bowl, and Cardinals to Super Bowl) Cardinals,Cardinals P.S Cardinals

Arizona Cardinals 33, Carolina Panthers 13

January 11, 2009

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I cannot adequately describe how amazing it has been to watch the Cardinals this season. For those who have never followed a perennially horrible franchise, it might be difficult to understand exactly why this has been such an emotional experience. Patriots fans are upset when their 11-5 team does not make the playoffs. Still, they [...]

The Beast is The Beast in The Beast

January 3, 2009

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With the bocce season on hiatus, each member of The Greatest and Best Team in the World is free to pursue their own personal endeavors (that is, in addition to our rigorous off-season nutrition, acupuncture, and exercise regiment). For example, Jennufine and the Captain pass their time as Citizen Foresters with Casey trees; the one [...]

Ronde and Tiki Barber make a pretty good team

January 2, 2009

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While shopping for children’s books with Linslee and Matt, I came across the book, “My Brother’s Side”, written by professional football players and twin brothers, Ronde and Tiki Barber. I’ll give you a moment to chuckle to yourself. Be thankful that you aren’t in a children’s book section trying to stop your chuckling. It doesn’t [...]

My Arizona Cardinals predictions become a reality!

January 1, 2009

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WK DATE OPPONENT Prediction Score 1 Sun, Sep 7 atSan Francisco Win 23-7 2 Sun, Sep 14 Miami Win 33-14 3 Sun, Sep 21 atWashington Win 18-14 4 Sun, Sep 28 at NY Jets Win 27-10 5 Sun, Oct 5 Buffalo Win 24-13 6 Sun, Oct 12 Dallas Win 23-20 OT 8 Sun, Oct 26 [...]

The Cardinals soaked up Philly like a sponge!

November 29, 2008

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After Thursday’s debacle against the Eagles, I’m starting to wonder if this Jack in the Box commercial is the only resource used by the Cardinals scout team.

Five dollar Mimefest!

November 28, 2008

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The only redeeming aspect of the Arizona Cardinals’ embarrassing performance against the Philadelphia Eagles: the Philly cheeseteaks at Subways in Philadelphia taste much better than they do in Arizona.

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