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Burrito-throwing Burrito Guy Spreads Merriment, Gaiety
January 21, 2011
No, he’s not throwing money, free trips to the Caribbean, or iTunes gift certificates to these Washington Wizards fans. He’s throwing Chipotle burritos. And they love him for it.
Man Earns Right to Mock Friends for Eternity
January 2, 2011
If you were in my 2010 Fantasy Football league, this is the team that would have annihilated you.
John Becomes First Person to Care About Score at Cosmic Bowling Night
December 17, 2010
I love how Cosmic Bowling is the same as normal bowling, except you can’t see, hear, or talk to your friends, and it costs more.
Man Throws Cannonball-like Ball at Inanimate Objects for Entertainment
December 5, 2010
This Thanksgiving, I gave thanks for my first spare in candlepin bowling.
John Blows Chance at Bowling History
November 12, 2010
In this video, I blow my chance to make bowling history as the first human to record three consecutive strikes — known in folklore as the “turkey.”
Teddy Roosevelt Attends a Washington Nationals Game
September 26, 2010
The video is funny because it depicts a cartoonishly disproportionate Teddy Roosevelt at a Nationals game. Ten points if you can spot George Washington, probably one of my favorite Presidents of all time.
Meet Sami: All-Star College Cheerleader and Vision Researcher
September 15, 2010
I figured, hey, if I’m going to continue interviewing cheerleader-scientist hybrids, I should probably pick ones that are conducting research on human retinas.
Meet Christine: 49ers cheerleader and biomedical engineer
September 2, 2010
Two weeks and two interviews with San Francisco 49ers Gold Rush cheerleaders who are both smarter and have better abs than me. If I don’t get to work, I may lose the “John O-Ab” moniker that I have secretly given to myself and not revealed in a public forum until now. Christine’s story is pretty awesome. [...]
Awkword Commercial
August 26, 2010
My challenge for the year is to find a word in the English language that describes this commercial better than the word “awkward.”
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Mimefest: A Visit to the Pharmacist
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November 16, 2011
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