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SkyMall Fest 2008: They call him Mr. Glass

October 3, 2008

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Coming soon: the Cornea Laceration Home Repair Kit!

SkyMall Fest 2008: Hockey Mom’s Only

September 4, 2008

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Let’s forget that Jim Craig’s signature looks exactly like “Jen Coffey” and focus on the discrepancy between the signature’s location on the picture compared to the thought bubble. How hard would it have been to just use the same one?

SkyMall Fest 2008: Bottoms up!

September 2, 2008

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Disclaimer: this product is only functional on bootleg iPhones with earphone jacks incorrectly placed on the bottom of the device.

SkyMall Fest 2008: On again/off again relationship

August 31, 2008

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Imagine the possibilities when this device is turned ON!

SkyMall Fest 2008: Confidence in Confidence Alone

June 7, 2008

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Whatever confidence these kids gained through swimming, they will likely lose ten-fold when their peers repeatedly mock and laugh at them for wearing such ridiculous outfits and making such ridiculous hand gestures.

SkyMall Fest 2008: Red Eye

June 5, 2008

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This person is able to sleep comfortably in any seat for one of three reasons: 1. He has boarded a flight which has only one other passenger.2. His SkyRest apparatus takes up so much room that people are either unwilling or physically unable to sit next to him.3. Ambien.

The World’s Largest SkyMall Fest 2008

June 4, 2008

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“I’ve never been good with words, Maria. That’s why I’ve purchased the world’s largest write on map mural to help explain that you were adopted from this country way over here. The world’s largest write on map mural. Amazing.”

SkyMall Fest 2008: Priorities Boy

June 3, 2008

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A hundred years from now it will matter that you left your child unsupervised near a large body of water.

SkyMall Fest 2008 meets MimeFest 2008 2008

June 2, 2008

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Two worlds colliding. Evidently, SkyMall magazine and Southwest Airlines have gone the way of plagiarism in their efforts to avoid the negative effects of rising fuel prices.