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A Neurosigntist’s View from the Sky

May 11, 2008

Let us ignore the ridiculously miniature diapers or the prospect of having a hand so large that it could hold all of these items at once. Instead, I would like to appreciate along with all other men the absurd notion that the airplane toilet seat actually stays up on its own.

A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: Danger at MGs!

May 7, 2008

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Danger: slitting your wrists is not an effective or speedy way to kill yourself in this scenario.

No Smoking: A Neurosigntist’s Point of View

March 20, 2008

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Private dining establishments throughout Newark, DE, have started rigorously enforcing a Smoke-Free policy after several charred ring fingers and pinkies were found in their entrees.

A Neurosigntist Point of View: Bears

March 11, 2008

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Angela and I came across this sign while trying to find St. Francis’ Bookstore in Boston. She suggested the bookstore was just around the corner to the right. I suggested there that was another fate awaiting her. Nobody has heard from Angela since.

A Neurosigntist Point of View

March 11, 2008

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The city of Boston has a number of these garbage cans placed conveniently throughout the city just in case you decide to remove a large chunk of your midsection.

What a Dive!

November 30, 2007

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One solution might be to raise the damn water level. Still, it’s probably not a good idea to be diving into any water when your head is known to emit bolts of electricity.

Not a very good sign

November 25, 2007

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MG: I’m sorry you had to read my journal to find this out. Ever morning during my traverse to work, I use this crosswalk. In an effort to cut down on my commute time, I typically ignore the “Do Not Walk” sign, instead using the cement median as my safety island as I dart through [...]

Mount Olympus Sign

October 28, 2007

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“Do not approach or feed wildlife your severed and minced hands, right arm, feet, neck, and hair.”

A Sign of Danger

October 26, 2007

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The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority (WMATA) has taken numerous steps to ensure customer safety, and many experts consider them a national leader in transit system safety. This weekend, the WMATA will unveil the newest in metro crime prevention technology: a giant crime-sensing fly-swatter that, when sensing an imminent crime, can swoop down at lightning [...]

Neil with the Deal Redux

October 15, 2007

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s Did you know that 9 out of 10 people need a new mattress? Hi, I’m Neil at the Leeds Mattress stores, and I want to take out the confusion of buying your next new mattress. You’ve seen Sealy including Posturepedics advertised elsewhere at $599… I’ll show you the same mattress in my store for [...]

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