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A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: Addressing Our Nation’s Beheaded Jester Problem

November 21, 2008

As we all know, Washington DC is among the slipperiest cities in the nation. According to a study by the Department of Homeland Security, slippings have increased ten-fold over the past decade, a trend that may account for the recent surge in beheaded medieval court jesters found throughout the nation’s capital. In addition, the accessories [...]

Crist is risen!

November 20, 2008

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Apparently, Christ did a little proof-reading and got the Tampa Bay Business Journal to change the headline for THIS article.

Christ is risen…and he is very concerned about our state universities!

November 20, 2008

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Taken from THIS article in the Tampa Bay Business Journal. Amen!

Metro Safety

November 5, 2008

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What should you do if something happens that affects Metro? Locate giant sign with important list of things you should do if something happens that affects Metro. Attempt to remove pile of random steel escalator steps in front of sign with important list of things you should do if something happens that affects Metro. Come [...]

The only thing Costco doesn’t sell in bulk

October 14, 2008

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It looks like Costco and The National Institute of Mental Health have united to wage a global war on high-flying excitement and gravity-defying freestyle motocross stunts (GWOHFEAGDFMS). What’s next? Are they going to ban the 15 liter jar of pepperocinis?

Wanton Disregard for Authority of the Day

October 2, 2008

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Living on the edge

A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: Head Carefulness

September 14, 2008

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Heads up According to recent data*, South Koreans experience the lowest number of traumatic brain injuries per capita, likely due to a nationwide increase in signs promoting “head carefuleness”. Thank you to The Eye for capturing this photo during her adventures in South Korea. * indicates data fabricated for the sake of Journal entry-ing.

A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: No Fun Allowed

September 13, 2008

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Do not do whatever this cartoon is depicting or else! When The Eye approached this sign in Korea, she undoubtedly faced a myriad of questions: Is the act of using a teeter-totter itself prohibited, or is the general use of any playground equipment prohibited in this area? Are women as a group prohibited from using [...]