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Big MimeFest in Vietnam

December 27, 2010

Michael offers the first international contribution to the growing MimeFest catalog by miming this sign in Vietnam. We may never know if the sign depicts a pedestrian or the piano scene from Big.

A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: Cleaning up after Yourself

August 3, 2009

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Friendly, neighborhood snowman The notion of a snowman helping us shovel snow is both ridiculous and ridiculous. But, then again, people are pretty friendly in St. Louis.

A Neurosigntist’s Wanton Disregard for Federal Authority of the Day (Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the JuxtapositionFest 2009)

July 11, 2009

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Protect THIS! Awesome: This morning, I attended the Pentagon Force Protection Agency’s “Urban Shield” Operational Response test. The test was conducted to improve the operational response of emergency personnel to an outdoor airborne biological attack and to evaluate the effectiveness of various personnel decontamination procedures. Test volunteers were positioned at locations inside and outside of [...]

A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: Cross-Eyed

July 7, 2009

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Let’s talk about the reasons that your family is getting hit by cars and start with the fact that they’re looking into the sky when crossing the street.

A Neurosigntist’s Lopsided Point of View

April 13, 2009

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Lopsignded When Lindsor, Michael, and I saw this BigFoot Awareness Week sign on 16th street, we went completely out of our way to capture its strange and unusual orientation. Why would this Bigfoot be positioned at a 45 degree angle? Was it falling backwards? Were we falling forward? This meant something. This was important. Over [...]

ALERT: Bigfoot watch in DC this week!

March 29, 2009

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Messin’ with Mimefest Spring is a wonderful time in our nation’s capital. Life-giving showers have reinvigorated our plants and our spirits as we prepare for the summer heat and the arrival of thousands of Bigfoots into the DC metro area. This year’s Bigfoot influx is expected to be the biggest in nearly 10 years, and [...]

A Bioephemerist’s Point of View

March 12, 2009

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What in the name of all things big and small did they use to clean their carpets? And what is the logic of using it in such copious amounts that it would require deliberate foot-eye coordination to navigate into the elevator? Thanks to Bioephemera for spotting this helpful sign.

Bourne Redundancy Redundancy of the Day: Pentagon Edition Edition

January 9, 2009

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Look, five signs — CRAZY!!! In a strange way, I kind of admire the person who so carefully lined up these five signs. It shows thoughtfulness…or lunacy. And, hey, an act of lunacy never hurt anyone.

A new Known Unknown?

January 8, 2009

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We will know soon enough.

A Neurosigntist’s Point of View: DC Metro Trash

November 25, 2008

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“Is that your bag…and your severed and minced hands, right arm, feet, and hair?” Perhaps this is why the Metro lady so adamantly suggests we step back as the metro doors are closing.

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