It’s been a long time since we’ve last had a Bun of the Day. Just another reason to love Walgreens (besides Walt-Tussin).
Archive for the ‘ridiculous’ Category
Soft White Bun of the Day
Friday, February 26th, 2010The Blog Post Your Blog Post Could Be Like
Friday, February 19th, 2010This has to be the funniest commercial I have ever seen, except for every other Old Spice commercial.
Dr. John’s Holiday Greeting
Friday, December 25th, 2009
Ultra Amazing Mega SuperBuy!
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
Parents shopping on a shoe-string budget should check out their local Toys R Us. Sales as high as one cent are providing big savings for families and sending ripples through the high-chair manufacturing industry. Don’t miss out on this amazing SuperBuy! Thanks to Jodi for spotting this.
My Favorite Viagra Commercial to Hate
Sunday, December 13th, 2009This Viagra commercial — perhaps the worst commercial in the history of the world besides the dancing Prilosec OTC lady commercial — warns that Viagra may result in chest pain, nausea, or other discomforts during sex, erections lasting more than 4 hours, a sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing, an unsafe drop in blood pressure, headaches, facial flushing, upset stomach, bluish vision, blurred vision, and sensitivity to light.
Comprehensive. And, yet, all of these side effects really seem secondary to the fact that this man is engaged in a dialogue about erectile dysfunction with an interactive reflection of himself.
Follow the Red Balloon…to Fortune and Glory!
Monday, November 30th, 2009This article was written for ScienceCheerleader.com. By reading it, you justify the public humiliation that I endured while walking nearly a mile with a giant red balloon.
To mark the 40th anniversary of the Internets, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has announced the DARPA Network Challenge, a competition that will explore the role of social networking in communication, team building, and group mobilization. The challenge is to be the first person to submit the locations of 10 8-foot, red, weather balloons at 10 fixed locations in the continental United States.
Here’s how it works: The red balloons will be deployed on Saturday, December 5, in readily accessible locations and visible from nearby roads. Teams and collaborators will have approximately 9 days, until 12:00 PM (ET) on December 14, to collect the locations of the balloons and submit their entries. All locations must be submitted in latitude and longitude coordinates. The event is open to individuals of all ages irrespective of nationality or residency (except Federal employees and their spouses and dependents), but first you must register your team on the DARPA Network Challenge website.
Find the red balloons. Win $40,000. Do you have what it takes to be the next Balloon Boy/Girl?
Hail Ian!
Friday, November 27th, 2009
Ian is in the band, Deville. He also looks like this statue of Caeser, which gained considerable poularity after Laura mimed it in Caesar’s Palace. There is pretty much nothing else about Ian that I would like you to know at this point.
Five New Super Mario Kart World Records
Monday, November 23rd, 2009
In August, Brandon Skar of Snoqualmie, WA, systematically destroyed all of my Super Mario Kart Records on Twin Galaxies. I’ve chipped away at his efforts with five new World Records, but there is still a long way to go before The Quest is complete. I will try to post some of my record-setting runs on the YouTubes when I get a chance.
Click on these links to be impressed by my accomplishments:
I’m John Ohab, and Windows 7 was not my idea.
Sunday, November 15th, 2009If Windows 7 was our idea, does that mean Microsoft is going to blame us when it sucks? Are we also responsible for this unbearable series of commercials? What about Vista or the Zune – were those our fault too ?