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Charles Barkley sighting

December 31, 2008

On Dec 27th, I saw Charles Barkley walking out of a movie theater in Phoenix. Three days later, he is arrested on suspicion on drunk driving. Coincidence? I’ll let you be the judge.

Bobby Jindal Celebrity Double is here!

December 13, 2008

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Uday, left, and New Orleans Governor Bobby Jindal Brian/Josh and I have been search for a potential Jindal double since the 2003 SFN Conference in New Orleans. Today, our search is over. You can see the rest of my celebrity doubles by clicking HERE.

Saved by the Bell Nurse Resurrected

November 26, 2008

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Saved by the Bell nurse sans nurse outfit Every Saved by the Bell episode contains several scenes so incredibly awkward that their viewing should be uniformly banned except as punishment for violent crime. Recently, I was reminded of one particularly awkward episode when I spotted the above actress, Nancy Valen, hosting an informercial for the [...]

Wednesday’s Celebrity Double on Saturday

November 22, 2008

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A new celebrity double has been added for Jackie, left, and actress Christina Ricci. Spread the word. This exciting news might get lost in the shuffle with all Obama cabinet speculation. You can check out the rest of my celebrity doubles by clicking HERE.

Mary Lou Retton RULES!

October 17, 2008

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During this year’s Summer Olympics, I spent time browsing through personal websites of various former Olympic champions. Admittedly, most of my time was spent enjoying the equally hilarious and annoying Kerri Strug website, which has unfortunately undergone a recent modernization project that has provided some level of respectability. I also spent a great deal of [...]

You Don’t Mess with the Aiken!

September 24, 2008

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Now that we have an answer to the longstanding question regarding Clay Aiken’s sexual orientation, it’s time to ask an even more important one: can we really trust this man to responsibly raise a human child when it was his judgement that has forced us to endure such a deplorable array of haircuts?

Pouya’s Celebrity Troubles

November 25, 2007

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Despite his less-than-athletic appearance, the so-called “Iced Cube” was a lot harder to outrun than Pouya and I had anticipated. The Iced Cube eventually agreed to stop following us if Pouya would pose for one cell phone picture to show his friends. At Pouya’s request, the Iced Cube emailed the picture to us later that [...]

Albert Clifford Green

July 20, 2006

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Though not quite the motherload that is William Hung, I should also mention that last weekend, while waiting to fly home to Phoenix, I spotted former Lakers/Suns/Mavericks/Lakers/Heat forward A.C. Green walking around LAX. You might remember AC Green from his self-proclaimed virginity throughout his NBA career or from his record 1192 consecutive games played. Also: [...]

Ashwini and Smush!

June 16, 2006

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Before heading for vacation in Japan and Taiwan, newly doctored Dr. Vivian Tang met Ashwini and I for dinner at Nathalie Thai. While enjoying some interesting conversation and delicious Thai cuisine, Ashwini spotted quite possibly the greatest sports hero of our generation: Lakers sharp-shooting point guard, Smush Parker. After a few moments debating whether Ashwini [...]

"Get ya ass ta Mars…and get me a latte"

June 1, 2006

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In a strange turn of events, I was convinced by Justine to study at a coffee shop not named Calle Vista Coffee this weekend. And, though I was skeptical at first, I quickly warmed up to their free wireless internet and quality if pricey food. As if the day could not get any better, out [...]

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