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Pentagon officials announce mandatory dress code!

December 2, 2008

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The Arizona Cardinals Lanyard

The Cardinals soaked up Philly like a sponge!

November 29, 2008

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After Thursday’s debacle against the Eagles, I’m starting to wonder if this Jack in the Box commercial is the only resource used by the Cardinals scout team.

Five dollar Mimefest!

November 28, 2008

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The only redeeming aspect of the Arizona Cardinals’ embarrassing performance against the Philadelphia Eagles: the Philly cheeseteaks at Subways in Philadelphia taste much better than they do in Arizona.

Cardinals take on the Giants en route to the Super Bowl!

November 18, 2008

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2009 Arizona Cardinals: Best Team EVER Let’s talk about things we’ve never seen before and start with the 7-3, NFC West division-leading Arizona Cardinals. For the record, I was a Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals season ticket holder from 1988-1999 (by way of Oldhab) and then again from 2006-2007 while living in Los Angeles. I have seen exactly [...]

Ohab Withdraws from Presidential Race!

November 2, 2008

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Having put my heart, soul, time, and resources into launching a dynamic national campaign, I regrettably announce my withdrawal from the 2008 Presidential Election. Though the race was tight, and our team was optimistic, I must now focus all of my attention on fighting the trademark infringement lawsuit filed by the Arizona Cardinals. I knew [...]

The Arizona/Bishop Ireton High School Cardinals

October 29, 2008

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Cardinal sin? While waiting for the metro this afternoon, I noticed something very familiar embroidered on the front of this random youth’s jacket. Normally, I wouldn’t think twice–there are seemingly hundreds of universities and high schools with some variation of the Cardinal mascot. However, the Cardinal logo at Bishop Ireton High School, in particular, shared [...]

Phoenix Cardinals Reloaded

September 22, 2008

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Just as we saw last year, the Washington Racial Slur for Native Americans organization refuses to acknowledge that, since 1993, the Cardinals organization has been referred to as the Arizona Cardinals, not the Phoenix Cardinals. Perhaps the guy who makes the cover for the FedEx Field napkin dispensors is not aware of the name change; [...]

Cards vs. Racial Epithet: 2008 Edition

September 20, 2008

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For the first time in a decade, the Arizona Cardinals have a good team. They are loaded with talented players on both offense and defense. They have a quality coaching staff. They have confidence. The major question is whether they can play smart and disciplined (ie, limit penalties), perform remotely decent on special teams, and [...]

Steelers and Cardinals share the honors!

September 12, 2008

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Last week, I provided unequivocal evidence that Cardinals fans, not Steelers fans, are actually the best fans in the NFL. It took just two days to have my theory reduced to bird feed by a random dude wearing a Steelers jersey (see arrow) in a completely inappropriate context; in this case, a picket line. I’ve [...]

Fan-tastic journal entry (terrible)

September 5, 2008

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ESPN.com recently released their list of the best and worst NFL fans. Not surprisingly, their eight “esteemed” bloggers ranked the Pittsburgh Steelers #1 and the Cardinals last at #32. I understand the logic: Steelers fans have regularly sold out home games for decades, and you can’t go anywhere in the country without seeing a Terrible [...]

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