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SkyMall Fest 2008: No Light in the Attic

October 20, 2008

Incredibly, this Casio projector actually bends light around the presenter, eliminating the possibility that images are unnecessarily warped by the topography of the body. It’s also wireless or something, but that’s like so totally 2003.

Blue Cross, Blue MimeFest 2008

October 19, 2008

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Blue Double-Cross During our trip to Oregon, Lindsor, Devon, and I spent a day exploring the Columbia River Gorge, a 12 million year old canyon that stretches for 80 miles through the Cacsade Range. En route to Multnomah Falls, one of over 77 waterfalls along the historic Columbia River Highway, we stopped at several popular [...]

SkyMall Fest 2008: E-Z Chord

October 16, 2008

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I’ve said it for years: it’s time that we give one-fingered men and women a chance to contribute in guitar ensembles. With the release of the Patented E-Z Chord, the only remaining challenge will be finding an audience that is patient enough to endure a song painfully drawn out over the course of an hour. [...]

SkyMall Fest 2008: Han(d) Solo

October 4, 2008

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Lopped off hand sold separately.

SkyMall Fest 2008: They call him Mr. Glass

October 3, 2008

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Coming soon: the Cornea Laceration Home Repair Kit!

SkyMall Fest 2008: Hockey Mom’s Only

September 4, 2008

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Let’s forget that Jim Craig’s signature looks exactly like “Jen Coffey” and focus on the discrepancy between the signature’s location on the picture compared to the thought bubble. How hard would it have been to just use the same one?

SkyMall Fest 2008: Bottoms up!

September 2, 2008

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Disclaimer: this product is only functional on bootleg iPhones with earphone jacks incorrectly placed on the bottom of the device.

SkyMall Fest 2008: On again/off again relationship

August 31, 2008

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Imagine the possibilities when this device is turned ON!

SkyMall Fest 2008: Confidence in Confidence Alone

June 7, 2008

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Whatever confidence these kids gained through swimming, they will likely lose ten-fold when their peers repeatedly mock and laugh at them for wearing such ridiculous outfits and making such ridiculous hand gestures.

SkyMall Fest 2008: Red Eye

June 5, 2008

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This person is able to sleep comfortably in any seat for one of three reasons: 1. He has boarded a flight which has only one other passenger.2. His SkyRest apparatus takes up so much room that people are either unwilling or physically unable to sit next to him.3. Ambien.

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