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Human-like Tiger Surprisingly Horrible at Riding Fake Bull

July 6, 2011

animals, ridiculous

Last weekend, I learned that Paws, the Detroit Tigers mascot, is remarkably terrible at riding a fake bull. And while he may have come up short in this area, he did meet and exceed other defining mascot criteria, including smelling like an open manhole and performing several poorly choreographed country dance sequences on top of the home team dugout.