Archive | February, 2011

Man Throws Snowball at Father, Lands Major League Contract

February 26, 2011

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James Madison’s house. Snow. Camera. This was the only logical next step.

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Man Sets World Record for Fewest Number of People Interested in His Five New World Records

February 22, 2011

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It's all about fun, friendship, and winning...but really just winning.

After a year full of shame and self-doubt, I finally accepted that Eric Schafer of Houston, TX, had indeed annihilated all of my Super Mario Kart records on Twin Galaxies. Now, the comeback.

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OscarFest 2011: Vote. Win. Mock Your Peers.

February 16, 2011

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OscarFest 2011

OscarFest 2011 is back and better than ever!  Thanks to Eric, we have a great new multi-functional OscarFest website, and, thanks to Arlene, my head has once again been plopped seamlessly onto a shiny Oscar statue. Let’s get down to business!

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Nonstop Jollity with William Tecumseh Sherman

February 4, 2011

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Knowing William Tecumseh Sherman, I'm sure he would have appreciated this mime almost as much as the monument itself.

John mimes a General William Tecumseh Sherman monument in this photograph that does not include General William Tecumseh Sherman.

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World Record Holder Beats/Loses to Himself in Super Mario Kart

February 1, 2011

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Alex selects the character that he will use while being annihilated by John.

In January, my friend Carla invited me to MagFest 2011 to challenge conference attendees to a game of Super Mario Kart.

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