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DOOOOOD! the kay jewelers commercial is soooo scary. it's like some psychopath movie and then the woman ends up being the psychopath. "don't let go... EVER!!!! RAAAWWWWRRRR" and she eats his face.
that little girl was just annoying. nothing a good smack in the head can't fix. what? it worked for pavlov's dog?
I totally thought the woman in the Kay commercial was going to be slaughtered by her boyfriend who is really a serial killer. But no, he just gave her a trashy gift. So disappointing.
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That Howie Long commercial really got me. Wierd feeling form that one. Insanity Marty