Hey, everyone, Dr. Life invented the miracle cure for aging, Cenegenics. Did you hear?
It improves muscle tone and energy, decreases body fat, sharpens thinking, and improves your outlook on life. While Cenegenics can reverse the signs and symptoms of aging, those suffering from male pattern baldness are out of luck. Hey, there’s only so many conditions you can fix with one unique blend of “exercising”, “nutrition”, and “hormones”! I mean, really.
Cenegenics will also help if you’re going for the “Gene Hackman reenacting the Top Gun volleyball scene” look that all the ladies are raving about. Jeans with no belt is definitely becoming trendy again. You knew it would.
How does this 69 year-old doctor have the body of a 30 year-old? Cenegenics. That’s how. Yeah it’s hard to believe. I mean, forget the 69 year-old stuff. I don’t know a single 30 year-old with a rack like that. Thankfully, Dr. Life has provided this unenhanced picture of his washboard abs, rock solid pecs, and two-thirds X-ray body. The proof is in the pudding.
March 11, 2009
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