House Conservatives Fund website promotes me to Director of Neuroscience for DoD

March 3rd, 2009    |   View Comments   |   Posted in armed with science, government, science
I have worked hard in my academic and professional career to establish credibility and earn respect, build productive relationships with my peers, and motivate others to contribute their strengths. I hope these efforts will one day elevate me to a position of leadership in my chosen career. And, while I very much appreciate the honor bestowed upon me by the House Conservatives Fund website, I would like to make it unequivocally clear that I am not actually the DoDs Director of Neuroscience.


  • Andrea R. Baker
    Too late, I am the Director of Everything. I got the screenshot to prove it.
  • John Ohab
    That's a great idea. The more cross-promotion the better. Someday, when I'm named the DoD Director of Everything, I might have to invest in some new business cards.
  • Laura
    Hehe I love it.
    I can make you business cards for your new position!! I just finished making my own...we can scratch out SalvAide and replace it with DoD instead...kinda sorta the same??!?
  • bioephemera
    Now that I know you are not actually the DoD Director of Neuroscience, I would like my business card back please.
  • John Ohab
    It's the only sensible thing to do!
  • Jackie
    I think you should take that title and run with it! Print as many copies of your updated resume as humanly possible and send them out, stat!
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