At least it’s a linear relationship, which is kind of cool.
There is no competing with the staff. During our recent adventures through the Pacific Northwest, Lindsay, Devon, and I had the opportunity to visit the Portland Japanese Garden, widely considered the most authentic-ish Japanese garden in the United States. The gardening and facilities team deserve most of the credit–the meticulously arranged assortment of plants, rocks, […]
“…is back and better than ever! Why you say?!?! Well first of all I’m not doing any programming. There won’t be any MySQL errors when you load bogesbestbets.com. You won’t see any swear words in code or when you check your picks, just in the articles themselves. Oh, and I will be actually writing articles […]
Now is your chance to turn one of your brilliant, unrealized ideas into a huge payday (that is, money; not a giant candybar, though on certain afternoons that would perhaps be more appealing). Through their Project 10^100, Google is offering up to 10 million dollars for ideas that change the world by helping as many people […]
While federal policymakers work to resolve our nation’s economic crisis, I have refocused all of my attention toward my quest to achieve world domination in Super Mario Kart. This time, I bring you eight new best race and best lap World Records. Click HERE to view the *official* TwinGalaxies.com press release announcing my accomplishments and […]
Now that we have an answer to the longstanding question regarding Clay Aiken’s sexual orientation, it’s time to ask an even more important one: can we really trust this man to responsibly raise a human child when it was his judgement that has forced us to endure such a deplorable array of haircuts?
Just as we saw last year, the Washington Racial Slur for Native Americans organization refuses to acknowledge that, since 1993, the Cardinals organization has been referred to as the Arizona Cardinals, not the Phoenix Cardinals. Perhaps the guy who makes the cover for the FedEx Field napkin dispensors is not aware of the name change; […]
The Final Four More important than our Final Four loss to DC Clap is the story of how we got there: playoff victories over #39 Destiny’s Pants, #7 Boccelism, #42 Invasion of the Bocce Snatchers, and, in particular, an Elite Eight victory over #2 Spacebonk. The match against Spacebonk will go down as perhaps the […]
For the first time in a decade, the Arizona Cardinals have a good team. They are loaded with talented players on both offense and defense. They have a quality coaching staff. They have confidence. The major question is whether they can play smart and disciplined (ie, limit penalties), perform remotely decent on special teams, and […]
Guess who had the bigger stomach ache after finishing their bubble tea? As far as I know, residents of Seattle love three things: 1) rain, or more accurately, the perception that it rains so much in Seattle that quality of life is severely compromised, a misconception that prevents millions of Americans from invading their city, […]