John: I can’t wait for our Fantasy Football draft tonight!
Marty: Yeah, I know! Did you get that email Pejman sent today? Something about how “Bun will dominate the league”. You guys are nuts!
John: Um, you know who Bun is, right?
Marty: I never know what you guys are talking about.
John: No, dad, do you really not know who Bun is?
Marty: Nope.
John: You are telling me that you do not know that Brandon is Bun?
Marty: I’ve never heard that before!
John: Dad, we’ve been calling him that since 1992! I’ve written dozens of Journal entries about Bun that you have read and discussed with me.
Marty: I don’t know. I never know what you guys are talking about.
John: Now, you’re just repeating things you said earlier.
Marty: I don’t know…
John: ….
Marty: ….
Marty: Yeah, I know! Did you get that email Pejman sent today? Something about how “Bun will dominate the league”. You guys are nuts!
John: Um, you know who Bun is, right?
Marty: I never know what you guys are talking about.
John: No, dad, do you really not know who Bun is?
Marty: Nope.
John: You are telling me that you do not know that Brandon is Bun?
Marty: I’ve never heard that before!
John: Dad, we’ve been calling him that since 1992! I’ve written dozens of Journal entries about Bun that you have read and discussed with me.
Marty: I don’t know. I never know what you guys are talking about.
John: Now, you’re just repeating things you said earlier.
Marty: I don’t know…
John: ….
Marty: ….
Unacceptable.






August 22, 2008
friends and family, of the days