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Archive | August, 2008
August 29, 2008
The presidential nominees are really making things easy on us this time. Off we go… McCain and his VP Palin comparison to Obama and Biden. McCain’s VP does not make a good Palindrome. McCain’s intends to promote innovative research in pollen and spore biology by increasing funding for the Department of Palinology. I bet I [...]
August 27, 2008
No time for journal entries. I’m in Oregon trying to keep these two under control.
August 24, 2008
The late 90s While searching for humiliating pictures of my soon-to-be-married friend, Steve, I came across this early example of mimicry that took place during a 1999 trip to the Hollywood Wax Museum with Jen C. Here, I provide more disturbing evidence that the late 90s, a time when I could apparently wear vertigo-inducing shirts [...]
August 23, 2008
Let’s get them all out of the way now. I encourage you to come up with your own Biden puns. It’s easy and fun to do. I will add them to the list if they are remotely not suckish. “Obama is Biden his time.” “Once Biden. Twice shy.” “Obama is aBiden by the rules.” (Lindsor) [...]
August 22, 2008
John: I can’t wait for our Fantasy Football draft tonight!Marty: Yeah, I know! Did you get that email Pejman sent today? Something about how “Bun will dominate the league”. You guys are nuts!John: Um, you know who Bun is, right?Marty: I never know what you guys are talking about.John: No, dad, do you really not [...]
August 21, 2008
With The Captain out of commission for reasons that are probably super important, The Beast has offered to write up our weekly recap for the Bocce community. Off we go… The Wonder Sub, The Beast, The Closer, and The Eye go the distance After shooting to an early 6-0 lead with three 1-point frames and [...]
August 20, 2008
G-C rises up to the challenge of her rivals The circle is complete. I’d like to thank Marty, G-C, and Mr. Celery, without whom this would not be possible.
August 18, 2008
All Hands on Neck (?) I’m really glad he’s wearing pants.
August 17, 2008
John hangin’ tough, staying hungry for celery Though the movie Wayne’s World enlightened us with many universal truths, it turns out the classic “Hi, I’m in Delaware” scene was a very poor reflection of reality. In fact, there is a world of excitement and intrigue in the state of Delaware, and it all revolves around [...]