This sign is a daily source of confusion as I walk home from work. I can identify only two reasonable possibilities: 1. The dog is scooping it’s own poop. 2. There is no dog. The figure’s name tag says “Scoop”, which indicates the sign should be read as a description, “Scoop, your pet’s poop”, which […]
Probably still happening The individual in the above picture is not a member of Team AAAS. He does not wear a military green shirt. He does not wear fancy pants. He does not have a nickname. Some have suggested that he does not even have a name. The only thing we do know about this […]
If you’re anything like me, three hands would not be nearly enough to count the number of times you’ve been in Chico, CA, dying for some delicious Mexican food. Thankfully, Chico News & Review (CN&R) columnist, Tom Blodget, has made life a little easier by spotlighting the top burrito spots in a town with […]
“Ohab is here” Thank goodness for Google Alerts keeping me updated on all Ohab-related activity on the Internets. I’ve decided that from this day forward, I will pre-empt my arrival at any social or public gathering with the words, “Ohab is here.” It’s really only the sensible thing to do now that the once popular, […]
Love and respect withstanding, I can’t think of a better reason to get married than for the opportunity to introduce yourself to patients as “Dr. Au”. If you visit Vivian and Edmond’s wedding website, very good things will happen to you and those you love. That’s a promise.
What about Bob, you ask? Bob is a tree. Jackie, Kelly, Cesar, and I planted him in a forest this spring. Whether his being planted in a forest was his personal decision or there was simply a gross planning oversight is not currently relevant. Bob was the most difficult tree that I have yet to […]
Amazing Bocce Action! A New Streak Begins! For Team AAAS, Week 5 presented an opportunity to rebound from last week’s disappointing defeat on the Bocce Courts, a spectacle that saw record lows in enthusiasm coupled with acts of mutiny the likes of which even The Enforcer could not contain. For Mr. Awesome and I, Week […]
* (B)Lindsor Bindsor of the Day: Courtesy of this store in Bethesda.