Princess LadyFriend.com “I’ve been listening to Princess Ladyfinger… or, wait, is it Ladyfingers?”
“No, seriously, Lindsay, one time I threw a bunch of pens into the air in a conference center to demonstrate to Jenny how one time I threw a pile of advertisements into the air in front of Caesar’s Palace. I’ll demonstrate with these leaves.”
When everything is easily accessible, nothing is easily accessible. It might be time to accept that you’re not as organized as you think.
A significant portion of my day is allotted to untangling my iPod headphones. Words that I could do without include but are not limited to: “medicines”. 73% of statistics are made up on the spot. I enoy licking the yogurt off its aluminum seal far more than the eating the rest of the yogurt. It’s […]
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* Linser Binser of the Day: Courtesy of he who photographs the Capital Pride Alliance.
Click HERE for the original article. Capital Pride’s new allies An 11-member volunteer board takes on the task of leading D.C.’s biggest gay celebration By KATHERINE VOLINMar. 21, 2008 During more than 30 years of Pride celebrations in D.C., the job of organizing the event has fallen to various groups. The most recent producer of […]
And how does CVS respond when I submit a 2nd complaint regarding their receipt being 13 times longer than the product (dental floss) I purchased: Thank you for contacting CVS.com. We have forwarded your inquiry or comment to our Store Customer Relations Department, which you can also contact directly at (800) 746-7287, or by email […]
Plymouth’s Rock (note: Red Bull can is to scale) So, Plymouth Rock. Guess what? It’s not what you thought. It’s not a cliff or some towering geological structure. It’s not even a really big rock. Nope, Plymouth Rock is a rock. And, it’s in a town called “Plymouth”, which means it doesn’t even have a […]
Private dining establishments throughout Newark, DE, have started rigorously enforcing a Smoke-Free policy after several charred ring fingers and pinkies were found in their entrees.