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A Weis Man Once Said: Princess LadyFingers

March 31, 2008

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Princess LadyFriend.com “I’ve been listening to Princess Ladyfinger… or, wait, is it Ladyfingers?”

2007 Thanksgiving at the National Mall

March 31, 2008

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“No, seriously, Lindsay, one time I threw a bunch of pens into the air in a conference center to demonstrate to Jenny how one time I threw a pile of advertisements into the air in front of Caesar’s Palace. I’ll demonstrate with these leaves.”

Iconography

March 27, 2008

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When everything is easily accessible, nothing is easily accessible. It might be time to accept that you’re not as organized as you think.

A Few Truths

March 25, 2008

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A significant portion of my day is allotted to untangling my iPod headphones. Words that I could do without include but are not limited to: “medicines”. 73% of statistics are made up on the spot. I enoy licking the yogurt off its aluminum seal far more than the eating the rest of the yogurt. It’s [...]

Easter Special

March 23, 2008

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Having withdrawn my candidacy for the Democratic nomination, I am pleased to announce reduced prices on select Ohab ’08 merchandise. For ONE DAY ONLY, save up to 20% on John Ohab rally signs, support packs, t-shirts, thermal mugs, balloons, and toilet golf sets, and receive FREE shipping with purchases over $150! CLICK HERE to make [...]

(Henry) Linser Binser of the Day

March 23, 2008

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* Linser Binser of the Day: Courtesy of he who photographs the Capital Pride Alliance.

Capital Pride Alliance makes another appearance in The Blade!

March 23, 2008

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Click HERE for the original article. Capital Pride’s new allies An 11-member volunteer board takes on the task of leading D.C.’s biggest gay celebration By KATHERINE VOLINMar. 21, 2008 During more than 30 years of Pride celebrations in D.C., the job of organizing the event has fallen to various groups. The most recent producer of [...]

CVS: Land of Waste Reloaded

March 22, 2008

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And how does CVS respond when I submit a 2nd complaint regarding their receipt being 13 times longer than the product (dental floss) I purchased: Thank you for contacting CVS.com. We have forwarded your inquiry or comment to our Store Customer Relations Department, which you can also contact directly at (800) 746-7287, or by email [...]

Plymouth Rocks!

March 20, 2008

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Plymouth’s Rock (note: Red Bull can is to scale) So, Plymouth Rock. Guess what? It’s not what you thought. It’s not a cliff or some towering geological structure. It’s not even a really big rock. Nope, Plymouth Rock is a rock. And, it’s in a town called “Plymouth”, which means it doesn’t even have a [...]

No Smoking: A Neurosigntist’s Point of View

March 20, 2008

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Private dining establishments throughout Newark, DE, have started rigorously enforcing a Smoke-Free policy after several charred ring fingers and pinkies were found in their entrees.

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