* Lindsay Bindsor Quote of the Day: “Devon text messaged me the other night to tell me Steve Nash cut his hair, but she accidentally said, ‘Steve Nash but his hair.’ It’s ridiculous, but I have been laughing non-stop ever since. Say it outloud to yourself…it’s hilarious! “
Archive | January, 2008
Sleeping Beauty
January 29, 2008
After 9 distinguished years as the leading principal dancer in Sleeping Beauty, I officially announced my retirement from the world of ballet. Also, the small symbiotic organism that has lived on my right shoulder during this period will be excised in late February. A private funeral service will be held.
4 Minute Warning
January 26, 2008
The taller individual appears to be a man with a purse. If this is the case, he deserves to be crushed.
La Linzer
January 25, 2008
* Linzer Binzer of the Day: Courtesy of this box of cookies at La Madeleine.
Ties
January 24, 2008
I was absolutely infuriated by this wanton disregard for tie etiquette.
Family’s Matter
January 22, 2008
Can you sing the theme song to Family Matters? Don’t Google the lyrics watch the video I posted below…yet. Trust me, it’s much more gratifying to do the mental gymnastics. So, put on your crotchless leotard and do some thinking before you buckle under the pressure. Dunford once asked a group of us this same [...]
Indian’s Thriller
January 15, 2008
I am not ashamed to admit that I regularly watch Indian Thriller. During each viewing, I work through the steps, the thrusts, and the various facial expressions, picturing how I would look doing the dance moves. I imagine myself performing in front of a large group of people. In my head, it all makes sense. [...]
The Real State of the Union
January 13, 2008
You know there is really something wrong with our nation’s priorities when a story detailing the exogenous creation of a beating rat heart–a scientific advancement that may lead to treatments for some of the world’s sickest patients–is usurped by news of Britney Spears’ late arrival at her 10th court date of the year.
MimeFest 2008: A Weis-man Once Said
January 11, 2008
I was one Rogue Mocha Porter in-hand away from experiencing the greatest moment in the history of my life.
Three days of mispronunciations
January 10, 2008
Memo: I’m tired of hearing the word “literature” pronounced as “litature” or “resources” as “rezourzes”.
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