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The Definition of John

October 30, 2007

1. a toilet2. a prostitute’s client3. a proper name of a man4. an average man5. any man, esp. one who is an easy mark6. god is gracious (Hebrew) See also: And also:

Mount Olympus Sign

October 28, 2007

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“Do not approach or feed wildlife your severed and minced hands, right arm, feet, neck, and hair.”

The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority (WMATA) has taken numerous steps to ensure customer safety, and many experts consider them a national leader in transit system safety. This weekend, the WMATA will unveil the newest in metro crime prevention technology: a giant crime-sensing fly-swatter that, when sensing an imminent crime, can swoop down at lightning [...]

Linds of the Day

October 26, 2007

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* Linds of the Day: Courtesy of these bowling shoes.

Val Kilmer is Moses

October 23, 2007

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Richard and I laughed at this for about twenty minutes tonight.

Cardinals and Redskins

October 21, 2007

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Evidently, the Washington Redskins organization didn’t get the 1993 memo about the Phoenix Cardinals changing their name to the Arizona Cardinals. Other memos not received by the Washington Redskins include: the fact that their team name is a blatant racial epithet that has been used to demean Native Americans since European colonization of America. Oh, [...]

Neil with the Deal Redux

October 15, 2007

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s Did you know that 9 out of 10 people need a new mattress? Hi, I’m Neil at the Leeds Mattress stores, and I want to take out the confusion of buying your next new mattress. You’ve seen Sealy including Posturepedics advertised elsewhere at $599… I’ll show you the same mattress in my store for [...]

The jokes on you, No Extremities Boy!

October 13, 2007

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The Smithsonian National Zoological Park offers a wonderful environment for discovering the diversity of the animal kingdom, but not without a bit of irony. What a shame to think of all the no-footed, no-handed kids forced to wait outside while their peers enjoy the park. Also, footbaths?

They wanted me to call it, "Highway Crossing Blog".

October 11, 2007

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fAs of now, all of my LiveJournal entries have been fully migrated to this Blogger account. I would like to thank Paul Cooley for generating his LJ2Blogger tool and for working with me to complete the migration. Reasons I chose to migrate my LiveJournal account to Blogger:1. The Google search tool is fully integrated into [...]