There is really only one explanation: random dude attended the UCLA Neuroscience IDP retreat in November 2005 where he marveled at my eloquence as I presented this poster to Julia, and then yesterday followed me to the Sky Harbor Airport wearing a Lefty’s Bail Bonds shirt in honor of my return to Washington DC.
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Is this the ghost of X-mas past, present, future, or Super Mario World?
The card for Michael’s brother and Grandmar look strangely familiar. Unoriginal bastard.
Where “Billy” represents Michael and “this moment” the day when he finally accomplishes his boyhood dream of owning a lucrative social networking website.
The combined effect of sleep deprivation, wind burn, nonreciprocity, extreme flatulence, and the development of atherosclerotic plaques at a rate never before witnessed in a clinical setting.
Don’t drink and drive your sleigh tonight.
It’s up to you to decide which is more ridiculous: doing the Al Bundy pose in the snow in front of the Pro Football Hall of Fame or wearing my Cardinals sweater.
Add Howie’s Mandel to the list of things prohibited beyond this point.
Here’s an idea: along with banning malicious acts of speed skating in the park, let’s ban the beard-like hairy growth on Apolo Anton Ohno’s chin. This will make us all a little more comfortable as we go about our daily routine, which apparently will also not include smoking, drinking or eating, and bicycle riding beyond […]