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Lindsay and Michael’s Apartment: The Stairs

July 28, 2006

MG has been virtually flawless over the years, with the exception of two glaring oversights that have marred her everlasting image with a shroud of guilt and shame: 1. One year, she didn’t let me go to Aaron Perna’s birthday party. That I do not remember which year is a tribute to the enormous humiliation [...]

John Dahab and Richard Somers Chair

July 27, 2006

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* Ohab the Dahab the Rehab of the Day: Courtesy of this local Mediterranean restaurant * Richard Somers of the Day: Courtesy of this random chair in a local Rite Aid.

Dave Low + Wanton Plagiarism = This Journal Entry

July 25, 2006

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I saw this picture of a random sun holding an iced cream cone in the DLAM facility today. What’s the most maddening part? 1. That the sunglasses somehow stay on the face without the sun having ears or a nose.2. That the sunglasses, and the iced cream for that matter, haven’t melted.3. That the sun [...]

F.M.A.B

July 24, 2006

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F M A, B!

I am the greatest and best person in the world…

July 23, 2006

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…but apparently “the world” does not include San Diego and Riverside County, where Justine’s mom, Rita Overman, appears to be getting most of the attention. Parent education program seeks new home By: ALEXANDRA DELUCA – For the North County Times OCEANSIDE —- A popular parenting program sponsored by MiraCosta College is in need of a [...]

Albert Clifford Green

July 20, 2006

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Though not quite the motherload that is William Hung, I should also mention that last weekend, while waiting to fly home to Phoenix, I spotted former Lakers/Suns/Mavericks/Lakers/Heat forward A.C. Green walking around LAX. You might remember AC Green from his self-proclaimed virginity throughout his NBA career or from his record 1192 consecutive games played. Also: [...]

William Hung to the Floor

July 19, 2006

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LAX is a goldmine. On Thursday, I flew to Austin, TX for Linslee’s wedding on the same plane as William Hung. Linslee’s wedding better be pretty amazing to surpass this sighting as the highlight of the weekend. Other things that made my flight with William Hung remarkable: 1. Passers by either laughed hysterically when they [...]

An Extraordinarily Gentle Man

July 14, 2006

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I’m waiting to be impressed.”

Bun + PROM + Caps = Complimentary Journal Entry

July 12, 2006

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Even though I sit way up here on my lofty throne, I still the hear all the rumbles down there. You’re asking. I’m answering. I even went as far back as high school PROM to find evidence of Steve Nash’s obsession with Bunzo D.

The MFT Scale

July 11, 2006

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The MFT Scale The MFT Scale is a behavioral gradient that describes a recently discovered phenomenon in which one treats others with such reverence and generosity that their behavior is interpreted as so obviously inconsistent with what is right as to appear to be a flouting of the laws of human morality. It is a [...]

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