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Lamefest 2005: Episode VII: Attack of the Bones

May 31, 2005

As if the joke hadn’t worn thin in the slightest, I was actually asked to pose next to “me” at the local thrifty store. I really appreciate it.

The Art of VogderVelgon Cutting

May 29, 2005

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Having just returned from a watermelon eating romp the likes which human eyes have never seen before, I thought I would put to use the teachings of both Janneth’s mom, Gladys, and the Grand Wizard of fruit-cutting, Marty. This morning, I sent my first blade through a watermelon and though my skills are unpolished and [...]

Lamefest 2005: Episode VI: Revenge of the Seth

May 28, 2005

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Last week, the Neuroscience IDP recieved an email regarding the upcoming “Beach & Baywatch” Gradbar. Below, you will that email along with the subsequent emails that followed: From: GSA PresidentTo: Neuroscience IDP GradBruins! In honor of Memorial Day weekend, GSA and Anderson have joined forces to bring you the “Beach & Baywatch” GradBar. Come dressed [...]

Ridiculous Item of the Day Revolutions

May 27, 2005

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* Shameful Pun/Ridiculous Item of the Day: According to various news sources and medical evidence, Viagra, the miracle drug that corrects male erectile dysfunction, might be causing some users to develop a rare form of blindness. Finance experts predict that competiting companies such as GSK, the makers of Levitra, will see their stocks rise.

Lamefest 2005: Episode V

May 26, 2005

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Proof that we enjoyed the newest Star Wars movie in glorious digital projection. Also making a guest appearance: Janneth’s hand.

Big Lots! Reloaded

May 24, 2005

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Evidently, the Arizona Cardinals recent draft success has gained the organization considerable attention around the world. Even junkfood tycoon, Mars Inc., has started using the Cardinals as an advertising tool for some of their products, namely M&Ms, which by some unexplainable mystery of nature, happen to melt in one’s mouth but not in one’s hands. [...]

Gravey Davey

May 23, 2005

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* Pack Your Bags, You’re Off The Team of the Day: Courtesy of this bag of dogfood I spotted in Big Lots!. See also: HERE

The O….K…. Files

May 21, 2005

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Here’s something we don’t see everyday…

Animal Behavior Guru

May 21, 2005

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During the past two months, Carmichael Lab member and animal behavior *guru*, Linslee, has spearheaded a new avenue of research that will examine the motor and sensory deficits endured by rats that have received focal cortical strokes. Assisted by Jimmy, an aggressive and motivated undergraduate, Linslee has been working hard to train 20 rats to [...]

Indy500 News Galore!!!!!

May 20, 2005

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This Sunday, Danica Patrick will attempt to become the first woman to win the Indianapolis 500. The only thing less interesting: all other auto racing-related news.

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