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Runnin’ with Bunnin’

April 30, 2005

* Bun of the Day: Courtesy of this Oxnard Auto Center advetisement I see every single time I drive to Santa Barbara. I have been trying and failing to capture it on film for the past three years because the ad is only displayed for a few moments before the next one cycles through. It [...]

Stem Cell Symposium on Erf Day and Jen’s Birfday but not on a Thurfday

April 28, 2005

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Last Friday, I had the opportunity to attend the UCLA Stem Cell Research Symposium which focused on the molecular biology and therapeutic applications of stem cells in treating a variety of disorders. Scientists actively working in the field of stem cell biology discussed their own research and how it applied to normal development and function, [...]

Ringu The Return

April 28, 2005

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If you stare long enough, she will climb out of the computer screen and eat your soul.

The Young and the Oldhab

April 27, 2005

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Apparently, simply copying and pasting other people’s writings doesn’t generate quite the same comment-posting enthusasium. So, I thought I would just post this ridiculous picture of Marty as he reacts after Allison finds her wallet at the Apache Lodge. For the sake of posterity, I should mention that this is not Marty’s original expression but [...]

Le Dunte Reviews

April 26, 2005

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Though he is still earning his way up the poparacci hierarchy, my cousin Le Dunte seems to be having enormous success contacting and interviewing celebrities. Here, he interviews a number of stars, including Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert. ‘Wax’ increases gore of original movie By Dante SacomaniDaily Staff Writer Love them or hate them, horror [...]

Le Dunte Redeemed

April 25, 2005

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Though I’m sure many of you were very confused and offended by Le Dunte’s last article concerning the musical “talents” of one Aaron Carter, perhaps this newest article will provide some much needed clarity. As a preface, here is an excerpt from an email Le Dunte sent me this morning: I had backstage passes, so [...]

The Pejman offers his thoughts on Dennis Green and the 2005-2006 Super Bowl Champion AZ Cardinals

April 24, 2005

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The Brilliance of Dennis Greenby The Pejman The man is a drafting machine. For the second consecutive season, he has pulled off an excellent NFL draft. Says Len P. from ESPN.com: ” But, in our humble opinion, the Vikings and Cardinals, the franchise that Dennis Green once coached and the outfit by which he is [...]

The Next Liza Zara?

April 23, 2005

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The Arizona Cardinals continued their offseason rebuilding by unveiling new uniforms in a ceremony at the James Hotel in Scottsdale. In a unique move to generate fan interest, the organization commissioned local electrical engineer, The Pejman, to model their “updated” uniforms, which will be indistinguishable from the old uniforms except for a stunning stripe on [...]

Le Dunte is back and perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic!

April 22, 2005

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Here is my cousin Dante’s latest article, which I have copied and pasted from The Iowa State Daily, undoubtedly breaking several internet plagiarism laws in the process. I should also mention that, in the case of this article, Dante’s views do not reflect in any way, shape, or form, the views of John Ohab. In [...]