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The UCLA Brain Research Institute’s ARCS Scholars in all our glory.

January 31, 2005

Academic Rewards for Collegiate Scientists My ridiculous short biography (written by me) as it reads in the 2005 ARCS Banquet program: John Ohab graduated from UC Santa Barbara with highest honors in Biopsychology. As a graduate student in the Interdepartmental Neuroscience Program at UCLA, John’s current research focuses on understanding the mechanisms of neurogenesis and [...]

The Angry Steeler Fan sends in his intern application…

January 30, 2005

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CLICK HERE or read below for the identical bit of reading … Dear Bill, I hear you need a new intern. I guess the old one got tired of looking up ‘Last American Virgin’ quotes on IMDB. Or maybe he got sick of watching every Celtic game on TiVO because you make him track Paul [...]

Another Intern Application

January 29, 2005

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Dear Bill, I’d be the perfect intern for you because I know it takes more than great writing to make a column successful. As an Arizona Cardinal fan, I realize how difficult it is to generate a new fan base when we keep losing year after year. For example, the hot topic on Sports talk [...]

January 28, 2005

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The New InternBy The Pejman Bill, please. This is a plea for help. I am the most-laughed at guy in the world, allow me to explain. First, I am a diehard Arizona Cardinals fan. Stop laughing, Bill. Yes, we do exist, although we are like the white tiger, dumb and on the brink of extinction. [...]

New Arizona Cardinals Logo

January 27, 2005

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It only took 44 years, but the Arizona Cardinals have finally unveiled their new logo! After further review, it appears to be… the same as before… only tilted clockwise about 10 degrees…

Two websites of potential interest

January 26, 2005

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1. Soft Heart Break Beat.com: Headed by lead basist, Michael Dunford, who you might remember as Lindsor’s boyfriend or from one of his many alternative identities which include but are not limited to “Michael Dunsford”, “Michael Dumford”, “Michael Dumpturd”, and “Eraserhead”, Soft Heart Break Beat takes off where influential rock bands Radiohead, Coldplay, and Pearl [...]

The Icicle Revolutions

January 25, 2005

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Oh how we’ll miss Ivonne and those ice-chipping days. We’ll never have these carefree times again… *tear*

Missed Opportunities

January 24, 2005

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Over the past two weeks, I have seen a variety of celebrities roaming the streets of Los Angeles, and not once have I had my trusty LG VX6000 digital camera/cell phone wonder device handy to capture our coexistence. Call it bad luck or simply Ashwini’s absence from my side, but there have been so many [...]

The Bane of My Existence Reloaded

January 23, 2005

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Doublecortin-positive Neuroblasts

Alt.sports.basketball.nba.phx-suns post from 1996 uncovered!!!

January 22, 2005

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Jason Kidd / Tony Dumas for Micheal Finley / Sam Cassell / AC Green WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!!? Newsgroups: alt.sports.basketball.nba.phx-suns From: r…@goodnet.com (John Ohab {Suns Fan}) Date: 1996/12/26 Subject: Jason Kidd / Tony Dumas for Micheal Finley / Sam Cassell / AC Green WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!!? I like Kidd and Dumas, but how could the Suns trade Finley andCassell. They [...]

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