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Wallyween 2004

October 29, 2004

As the story goes, every year on Halloween I undergo a peculiar metamorphosis. Nobody knows why or how this radical change takes place, but by the grace of all things holy, I manage to transform seamlessly into my alter-ego, Wally. By nights end, Wally without fail has offended nearly every person he comes in contact [...]

SFN 2005 Update: The Poster

October 23, 2004

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Here is the poster I will be presenting on Wednesday. Since you are wondering, I have purposely made the image unreadable due to confidentiality issues (those being that my work is top secret and operates under the fake project name “Saving the World–Hey, Somebody’s Gotta Do It”). * Recent Topic of Discussion of the Day: [...]

Society For Neuroscience Conference 2004: Prologue

October 22, 2004

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Since its inception in 1971, The Society for Neuroscience’s annual meeting has been considered an important forum for the neuroscience research community. It offers attendees the opportunity to learn about the latest research and to meet and network with their colleagues at top destinations throughout the United States. Of course, the value of the conference [...]

Return of the King

October 21, 2004

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I have officially made the decision to once again generate the same brilliant, insightful, and life-changing journal entries that you have come to know and worship me for. This decision comes reluctantly, however, since my entries often carry a humorous tone, and I have recently been struggling through life under the shadow of a few [...]

No more entries for awhile

October 8, 2004

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Another Example Of My Superiority: a copy and paste adventure for the ages

October 8, 2004

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Copied and Pasted from Boge’s Best Bets on AZCardinalsOwners.com: Bookie Boge’s Best Bets – Week 5 WooHoo! First winning week of the season! I get to keep my legs for one more week. Combine that with an absolute demolishing performance by the Cardinals this week… Dare I say… best week ever? Nope, that’s this week [...]

Of the Days Galore

October 7, 2004

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* Math Lesson of the Day: John + Current State = No Creative Energy = Nothing but “Of The Days” * Roger Mears Quote of the Day: “How did I only hear about this story now!? Unbelievable.”, said in reference to the following news regarding Green Bay Packers runningback, Najeh Davenport: Remember that alleged incident [...]

The Icicle Reloaded

October 6, 2004

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It seems Ivonne Archibeque, who you might remember from THIS icicle-related journal entry or from her recent appearance on my Celebrity Doubles page, has become the resident ice chipper. Just this week, we had another ice build-up emergency, and Ivonne was right there to take care of the problem. Thanks Ivonne! * Movie Quote of [...]

Victory for the Cardinals!

October 5, 2004

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The big question around the NFL right now is whether the New England Patriots, who have won 18 straight games including the Super Bowl, are better than the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins. While a valid concern, a more intriguing question really would be; Which of the two aforementioned teams, the 2003-2004 Patriots or the 1972 [...]