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Just Of the Days Today

September 27, 2004

* ESP of the Day: Can be found in the following IM exchange (with timestamps) between Brian/Josh and I this afternoon. John(12:23:35): Food at 1pm?Brian/Josh(12:23:36): What are your feelings towards food? * Movie Quote of the Day: ” Don’t you know that I would use all of my power to prevent something like that from [...]

First Female Celebrity Double!

September 23, 2004

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I’ve finally broken the gender barrier on my world famous Celebrity Doubles page. CLICK HERE to see Ivonne Archibeque in all her glory! * Movie Quote of the Day: “Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.”

Red Sox vs. Yankees

September 18, 2004

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I’m was sitting here in my living room watching the Red Sox play the Yankees in what some are calling “the series of the decade” when I came to realize 10 universal truths: 1. Derek Jeter is not good at baseball. 2. The Red Sox players are collectively the most unkempt group of people I [...]

Most Common Keywords

September 17, 2004

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I was doing some statistical analysis on my website when I came across some unusual data. Below I’ve posted the most common words searched for on various web search engines that led to someone visiting my website. Keywords used on Yahooejaculation 13 male 12 cimmaron 5the 5 bolo0yeung 4 celebrity 4 stallion 4 doubles 4 [...]

I Couldn’t Care Less

September 16, 2004

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Things that I could not possibly care less about include but are not limited to: www.theonion.com, Japanese animation, Paris Hilton, Pilates, yoga, Nalgene water bottles, the Olsen Twins, Derek Jeter, the Republican party, Survivor, the Atkins diet, soy milk, horsepower, rims, Jennifer Garner, Bridgett Jones and her diary, Ashlee Simpson, the Denver Broncos, getting Punk’d, [...]

Cardinals Preview Courtesy of The Pejman

September 15, 2004

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Cardinals PreviewBy The Pejman There are a few things in life that are 100% guaranteed: you will die at some point, you will pay taxes, John Madden will say something stupid, I will win fantasy football, and most importantly, the Cardinals WILL win the Super Bowl in Cards 2005. You heard it here first, ladies [...]

First Time Missing A Cards Opener

September 14, 2004

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Since 1988 when the St. Louis Cardinals football team moved to Arizona, I have watched nearly every single game the Arizona Cardinals have played. There are exceptions, of course. I remember various ski trips to Pinetop when the games weren’t televised, and every so often, there have been extenuating circumstances that prevented me from accessing [...]

Fantasy Football: The Beginning of the End?

September 13, 2004

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Last year’s fantasy football team dominated every aspect of the league and led me to a glorious victory over all of my peers. What an experience! This year… not lookin’ so good. Below I’ve posted my fantasy football team as they were drafted two weeks ago: QB P. Manning (Ind – QB): Making a glorious [...]

Happy Bunday!

September 8, 2004

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Once again, we celebrate the glorious birth of Bun! This year, I’ve traveled far and wide to gather tales of Brandon’s goodwill toward humanity and posted them for all to enjoy. Below, you’ll find a few anecdotes as described to me by just a handful of the million of Bun’s followers. If you have anything [...]

Of The Days of the Day

September 6, 2004

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* Slight Miscommunication of the Day: Brian: What are u doing?John: Just working in the lab… as always…Brian: That sucks.John: It’s not so bad really. After all, this is my careerBrian: yehaJohn: What, are you a cowboy now?Brian: lolBrian: “yeah”Brian: I meant to say “yeah”John: You ain’ts nothin’ but a city boy!John: Now let’s go [...]

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