* Nonsensical Valcore/Seth Conversation of the Day: Seth: You don’t know jack!Valcore: HoweverValcore: I hear you know Jill *quite* well.Valcore: Biblically, even…Seth: that was a long time ago * UCLA Professor Who Looks Like Peter Gammons of the Day: Meet Dr. Geoffrey Symcox, Professor of History at UCLA. * Shouldn’t Be Funny But It Is [...]
Archive | July, 2004
April 2004 Reloaded
July 27, 2004
A p r i l 2004 R e l o a d e d In late April, Janneth, Kathy, Brian/Josh, The Pejman and I joined this random doofball kid for a night of ice skating. Pejman, in all his airtight scuba-suited glory, absolutely refused to put on a pair of ice skates and instead opted [...]
April Fun
July 22, 2004
A P R I L 2004 The 2nd Year UCLA Medical Student Banquet is a peculiar event: it marks “the completion” of the second year months before the second year is actually completed. “Anticlimactic” probably isn’t the right word to describe the banquet, but certainly “early” or “out of order” are concepts that apply. After [...]
March Madness: The Adventure Continues!
July 20, 2004
M a r c h 2004 The month of March not only continued our new tradition of fun and excitement but also perpetuated my incredibly annoying habit of spilling any liquid in sight whenever Janneth was present. It’s unclear why this keeps happening…perhaps its nervousness or just plain clumsiness, but almost without fail, I seem [...]
Offensive IMing
July 20, 2004
Censored for adult content. * Movie Quote of the Day: “That’s a trick question! You’ don’t have a middle name.”
John and Janneth: The Adventure Continues…. December 2003
July 19, 2004
D e c e m b e r 2003 My love affair with the LG VX6000 cell phone digital camera combination device has been well-documented throughout the history of this here journal. It was therefore with great displeasure that I announced last week the “disappearance” of my beloved cell phone during the Monterey trip. Had [...]
Janneth and John: February 2004
July 17, 2004
F e b r u a r y 2004 The month of February started off on the wrong foot for Janneth and I–literally, with Janneth breaking a bone in her right foot while playing racquetball. I remember talking to her while she was driving home from the gym in total hysterics: John: Are you ok?Janneth: [...]
IMs
July 15, 2004
For a perfect example of self-indulgence, read this series of IMs from Valcore: Valcore: I just read one of our IM conversations that I savedValcore: Funniest thing everValcore: I am hilarious Another brilliant exchange: Valcore: Did you find some ice creamie?John: I am eating an Italian ice.John: It reminds me of you.John: Because you are [...]
Lindsor Graduates and Celebrates Another Birthed Day
July 13, 2004
Today I come to you with a matter of great importance: the celebration of Lindsor’s graduation from UC Santa Barbara and her 22nd Birthday! Brandon has already posted his thoughts on Lindsay’s graduation celebration on his website, Bunzo.com, so below I’ve presented his brief report. think you’ll find that Bun does a thorough job as [...]
Erfday’s Not Muh Birfday
July 6, 2004
Let us browse through the transcripts from a few of my birthday voice mails. Thank you to everyone who thought of me on my birthday. For those of you didn’t, shame on you and now send me money. Pejman: Hey John! I hope you have a great day. Ok take it easy and Happy Birthday!Marty: [...]






July 30, 2004
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