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Evidence

June 29, 2004

The importance of the LG VX6000 cell phone/digital combination device is clearly demonstrated by Exhibit A, which presents a last name that shouldn’t be funny but most certainly is, and Exhibit B, which presents a new trend in post-graduation picture taking, whereby the graduate takes pictures of the family. Exhibit A Exhibit B * Painful [...]

Shaq

June 24, 2004

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After lunch yesterday (sensing that Ashwini and Nick would also be there studying for their final exams) I decided to stop by Jerry’s Deli to begin reading one of several fun new books on DNA Microarrays. As expected, I found the pair huddled in an upstairs corner reviewing “Neuro” material and speaking in a far-out [...]

In Seattle: Report Coming Soon!

June 23, 2004

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Another classic IM conversation with Marty: John: Hey Marty! Is Bun still there helping you with the computer?Marty: Bun is gone. He was here for 3 hours. I fed him Brawts. He loved it. * Josh Bloomberg Email Excerpt of the Day: “West Africa, Togo, is going well. The schools here pause for a summer [...]

"Speed Demon" Jackson

June 22, 2004

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The events described in this here journal entry have long-since occurred, but for one reason or another, I’ve waited until now to report them. No matter, as they are just as hilarious and embarrassing for Brian/Josh whether you were aware of them at the time or years later. You see, our friend Brian/Josh was recently [...]

Coming soon

June 17, 2004

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Events to be covered soon include but are not limited to: – Lindsor’s graduation- my cell phone’s three story plummet off a balcony- my car getting towed- Brian/Josh’s brush with the law- an update on the number of times Valcore and I have watched The Matrix Reloaded spoof- Brandon’s job offers- the birth of Lil’ [...]

Pejman Again

June 16, 2004

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LAKERS SUCK!!!posted June 16th, 2004 (as stolen from Qball.org) Can you hear that? If you listen reaaaaaal close, you can still hear the Lakers CRYING after getting their asses beat down by the Detroit Pistons!!! All I kept screaming out of my window: “Deeeeeee-troit Bassss-ket-ball!!!!” I love the Pistons announcer. It’s moments like this that [...]

Pejconversations

June 14, 2004

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Following yesterday’s journal entry where I detailed a classic conversation between Pejman and I, there were several other examples of Pejman conversation offered by our peers. These include: Jen: Hey, Pejman.Pejman: Hey, what’s up!Jen: Nothing much. Things aren’t going well. I’ve been evicted from my place, my car is broken down, I feel as though [...]

Master of Simulations

June 13, 2004

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It seems there have been quite a few entries on Pejman lately, and this trend will continue through at least today because I bring to you yet another update on the life of The Pejman. You see, for the past two years, Pejman has been hard at work on his Masters degree in Electrical Engineering. [...]

Caught!

June 10, 2004

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There is no denying it now. I wore the same blue shirt two out of three nights this past weekend. Valcore made this astute observation after reading my June 7th entry titled “J’aime le ping pong”, which you can relive by clicking here, and then comparing it to the previous entry, which you can relive [...]

Iranian Student Group Presents…. THE PEJMAN

June 10, 2004

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I had a minor dilemma last Friday following my talk: go to The Shins concert or the Iranian Student Group presents “Rangarang” starring The Pejman. Really, there was no decision to make, as I wouldn’t miss Pejman’s writing/directing/acting debut for the world, especially when joined by Steve and Ashwini. You might remember Steve from “that [...]

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