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April 29, 2004

* The Single Worst Ending to an Article About Danny Bautista I Have Ever Seen of the Day: “He bounced from Detroit to Atlanta to Florida, but it wasn’t until he was traded to the Diamondbacks in 2000 that he found his footing. He has a fan in Bob Brenly. Bautista is often the recipient [...]

Erfday’s muh Birfday!

April 22, 2004

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Just wanted to let everyone know that it’s Jen’s birfday on Erfday this Thurfday! In honor of Jen’s birthday, I’ve decided that it is finally time to unveil a picture that Jen has been begging me to post for over a year now. The picture dates back to Alyson’s 21st birthday last April. Jen and [...]

Brief but brilliant

April 21, 2004

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So glad to be done with that journal club presentation. I love Slits and their family of Robo receptors as much as the next complete nerd, but I’m still very pleased to have that behind me. Other things I am glad to have behind me include but are not limited to: the SAT, the GRE, [...]

Kill Bill and Grandmar: Two Pees in a Pod

April 20, 2004

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Last week was an interesting one for the ol’ Ohabster (note: I am fundamentally opposed to the addition of “ster” to anyone’s name and, heretofore, swear an oath to never use it again and to fight against the forces of injustice. This sentiment also applies to the clever addition of “meister”, as in “The Ohabmeister”; [...]

Artsy!

April 16, 2004

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Since Joy and I moved into our beloved residence on 11300 Exposition Blvd, we have come to notice several bizarre features of our apartment complex. Recently, I was waiting for the elevator when I spotted a small inconsistency on the lobby mural: there appeared to be a hand with six fingers playing the guitar (see [...]

The Traveler

April 14, 2004

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Here are the places I have been in the United States. There seems to be a general trend from the southwest to northeast and a complete avoidance of the northern part of the country (aka the part where nothing happens). create your own personalized map of the USA Arizona: I was born and lived there [...]

The 2004 Tournament of Friends Champion: Nima’s House 1997

April 13, 2004

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The votes have been tallied and we finally have a winner! Nima’s House 1997 defeated Danny Gans is Danny Gans in Danny Gans: The Story of Danny Gans by a convincing 8-3 margin, enshrining itself with the funniest items of all time (there is a shrine somewhere, I’m sure). It has been a glorious Tournament [...]

Major League Chew

April 12, 2004

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Well, Major League Baseball season has started and already the Diamondbacks are disappointing fans. Not sure what Roberto Alomar and Shea Hillanbrand are thinking, and the pitching is looking pretty bad. Of course, in baseball of all sports one should know how insignificant the beginning of the season is. I just wish they could win [...]

Donnie Darko, Billy Corgan, and their dumb dog Reloaded

April 11, 2004

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In case you thought the journal entry detailing my encounter with Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaul was bogus, check out this magazine article that Jen found during her daily perusing. It’s the very same dog! Note how I’ve taken the pictures using my digital camera/cell phone to simulate my initial experience with “Lovey” the dog. [...]

Dumb Dog of the Day #4

April 3, 2004

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I’ve come to a stopping point on my NRSA grant application, that is, I’ve written all that I can and submitted it to Dr. Carmichael to destroy with his red marker. Love this part of the process. Anyway, I have a bit of free time, so amidst the 2004 Tournament of Friends mayhem, I thought [...]

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