Coalition to Save Dusty’s Journal Reloaded

January 25, 2004

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Americans went to the polls this week and voted to reinstate Dusty’s Live Journal. Right after the voting began, Dusty was so overwhelmed with appreciation that he quickly returned to his old form and posted several groundbreaking entries. Let me tell you, Dustin’s January 21st entry really took me on a journey of personal discovery. The final numbers saw 82% of voters electing to keep the journal, and 18% opposed. Those CSDJ supporters who chose to share their identity include Lindsay O., Jen C., “Gravey”, Katherine G., and strangely, Katherine’s dog, Karma. The first time I met Karma, he performed the “sit” and “lay down” routines flawlessly, and it was rumored he would be learning to surf the internet in early 2004. I wasn’t aware that Karma took such a strong interest in Dustin’s journal, though he always been one to appreciate artistic expression, so I can’t be too surprised.

On a bit of a sad note, the council regrets to inform Dustin that his membership in the Coalition to Save Dusty’s Journal has been terminated. Rule 560.23A states explicitly, “Any member voting against the CSDJ will have their membership privileges revoked permanently.” I apologize for having to make this decision, but no individual member is more important than the integrity of the coalition.

* Movie Quote of the Day: “No, I didn’t say ‘Abe Lincoln’, I said, ‘Hey Blinkin’”