* Ridiculous Item of the Day #1: Courtesy of this package of disposable urinals I spotted in the local PepBoys. * Ridiculous Item of the Day #2: Courtesy of these handcuffs I spotted on the railing outside the 3rd floor stairway entrance near my lab. * Ridiculous Item of the Day #3: Courtesy of this […]
…yet compelled to figure out which of the following magnets on my refrigerator is more ridiculous. * Movie Quote of the Day: “Ramada??! ARGHHHHHHH!”
I can’t write in my journal for a while. I am not where I want to be.
Tonight, I decided to treat myself to a long-overdue haircut. I’ve traditionally had some anxiety issues with haircuts (see, that one time I ended up looking like the Transporter), which is why I generally put off a trip to the barber for as long as I possibly can. By the time I finally drag myself […]
I wanted to preface your experience with this email Pejman sent out this morning: I went to the Cardinals game this weekend. I was not happy. I wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Hear it goes… “I went to the Cardinals game on Sunday. I was not happy.” Thank you, thank you […]