I just got home from Brian/Josh and Kathy’s wedding celebration in Pittsburgh. I certainly intend to “comment” on the wedding experience, but first I wanted to say a little something about the flight home.
That was the worst damn flight I have ever been on. US Airways, what were you thinking?! First, the plane is late from Baltimore. Then, it needs “minor repairs”. Then, the engine is “cracked” in such a way that Boeing has no protocol on file for fixing the problem. Then, once it is finally repaired (two hours later), they claim to have another two hours of “paperwork” to complete before Boeing will let them use the plane again. We finally board the plane, and we happen to be sitting behind the world’s biggest greaseball: some bozo wearing suspenders AND a belt to go along with his tanktop and dandruff collection. We’re still not sure what was in that bottle of mystery solution he was shoving into Seth’s feet the entire plane ride. Then he complained to the “head flight attendant” about being mistreated by the staff and ended up getting at least five free bottles of wine, which certainly didn’t help his amazing body odor that smelled something like fried butt. The only thing more offensive than this man was that weird lady we saw wearing what appeared to be somebody’s curtains.
Alright more tomorrow..
Congratulations Brian, Josh, and Kathy!!!
* Movie Quote of the Day: “Open up you dead people, or we’ll drag you out of here by the ropes you hanged yourselves with!”
August 24, 2003
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