This “mystery sickness”, as it is frequently described, has put me in a bit of a creativity draught. So, what better time than now to post more highlights from Jodi’s notes in Mr. Werhli’s class?!
John- “Sometimes, I just like to have a good cry.”
John – “I’d rather play Nintendo or do my homework than cry.”
Pejman- “A certain person in this class needs to take a permanent vacation in a mental asylum. The hypocrite dresses weird and is too opinionated.”
Beth – “Plastic, oh Plastic.”
Pejman – “From the sun to our school, orange is good.”
Pejman – “The Art of Talking: There’s trash talking, loud talkers, non-stop talkers, and big word users. All these people are annoying.”
John – “I pray for commercials.”
Matt H – “The Well”
“I want to throw people down a well, including a troll because she speaks hobblegobbles.”
Brandon – “DJ doesn’t do anything about student snoring.”
Pejman – “Chris Farley’s arms go up, and then come down forcefully.”
Pejman – Getting a hangover and beating up Fatty J is wasting days of your life and it ain’t worth it. I make fun of Ravi and Joe, but at least they don’t do that type of stupid stuff. That commands respect.”
Brandon – “Trying to avoid the gangsters, ‘the farting cowboy’, and other weirdoes will make you laugh.”
John – “Get a hobby (basket weaving, anything!) and take a bath.”
Javan – “I don’t look at cowboys as superheroes anymore, but as scraggly old men with hard lives.”
Pejman – “Cowboys: What A Joke. They ride around on horses all day. These people are stupid. Colt murderers!”
Javan – “If there was no salt, we’d still be hunting in Speedos, making spears and Speedos.”
Pejman – “Some buckle under, but some people take the heat. I can’t get anywhere with those people.”
Pretty funny stuff, though we’re a little thin on the female contributions. And where are the Justin Lines quotes? I remember that guy coming up with some bizarre stories.
Alright, I’m going to “rest” now.
* Movie Quote of the Day: “I stole the baby from you while you were taking a peepee!”